Thursday, August 16, 2012
chellebert:

funnyordie:

Broken Badly: a Memoir by Walter White Jr.
A chapter from Walter White Jr.’s memoir: Broken Badly: A Story of Lies, Cancer and Crystal Meth.

I’M CRYING OMG

I reached into her underwear. She was as wet as a glass of orange juice. She grabbed me bellow the belt, and I was harder and crisper than a slice of bacon. 

kfasfjdklsa;ewio

I was the guy born with cerebral palsy, the guy who needed crutches to walk; and yet suddenly here I was, sucking on breasts, her nipples as soft and round as silver dollar pancakes.

chellebert:

funnyordie:

Broken Badly: a Memoir by Walter White Jr.

A chapter from Walter White Jr.’s memoir: Broken Badly: A Story of Lies, Cancer and Crystal Meth.

I’M CRYING OMG

I reached into her underwear. She was as wet as a glass of orange juice. She grabbed me bellow the belt, and I was harder and crisper than a slice of bacon. 

kfasfjdklsa;ewio

I was the guy born with cerebral palsy, the guy who needed crutches to walk; and yet suddenly here I was, sucking on breasts, her nipples as soft and round as silver dollar pancakes.

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